Happy Mother's Day

One of the most important days of the year is coming up. The Creemore Car Draw Hockey dance... no, not really, but Mother’s Day is the day after. I feel for all the hockey mum’s who are working at the dance and even worse, working the cleanup the next day. I hope that they are all pampered in some way for all the work that they do during the hockey season and the Car Draw Dance season too. I am sure there are quite a few heavy heads being served breakfast in bed the next morning. To all the mothers out there I hope that you realize that you are appreciated and loved. It is too bad that every day isn’t Mother’s Day... but then maybe for some it is. Happy Mother’s Day to all of you... would you like fried or scrambled?

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ~Tenneva Jordan
All mothers are working mothers. ~Author Unknown
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. ~Author Unknown
A man's work is from sun to sun, but a mother's work is never done. ~Author Unknown
A man loves his sweetheart the most; his wife the best, but his mother the longest. ~Irish Proverb
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. ~Jewish Proverb
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. ~John Wilmot
Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too. ~Lionel Kauffman
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. ~Peter De Vries
Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease. ~Lisa Alther